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get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters» John Bender
I’ll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, ‘Hey, smoke up Johnny.’ Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don’t cry here, okay?